Monday, October 31, 2005 |
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I stole this but thought it'd be a good way to start.
Copy this entire list into your blog. BOLD everything about you that is true. Leave plain anything that is false about you. Put an asterisk (*) at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true.
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold. I have blindfolded someone else during sex. I have had sex while watching porn. I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet. I sleep better after sex. There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating. The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex. I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. I have masturbated for someone over a web cam. I have had sex over a web cam. I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on. I have been tied up during sex. I have had sex with someone who was tied up. I have dripped wax onto a lover's body. I have had a lover drip wax onto my body. I have a foot fetish. I have a leather fetish. I have a tickle fetish. I like being choked during sex. I have had sex in a burning building. I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.* I enjoy nudie magazines. Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget. I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring. I have clicked on porn links in my email. I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn. I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video. Much of what I know about sex comes from porn. Interracial sex turns me on. * No more or less* I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex. I would participate in sex research given the opportunity. My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs. I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex. I have had sex at my place of employment. I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships. Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis. I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me. I have had sex under water. I have had sex in the snow. I am in a polyamorous relationship.* I have to have music playing while having sex. I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. I have flashed strangers. I have given sex as a gift. I have set-up a three-way for my lover. I stopped during this list to have sex. |
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Well Here I Be |
Whew, I hate moving! I think I've gotten everything set up here. I'll be a little more careful this time.
Now I've got to get caught up on my reading. |
posted by twocents @ 11:27 AM |
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Saturday, October 01, 2005 |
From October 2005 |
Back to the Tunage
Jason has two songs actually. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man Mama told me when I was young Come sit beside me, my only son And listen closely to what I say. And if you do this It'll help you some sunny day. Oh, take your time... Don't live too fast, Troubles will come and they will pass. Go find a woman, oh baby, you'll find love, And don't forget son, There is someone up above. And be a simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Baby be a simple, kind of man. Oh, won't you do this for me son, If you can? Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need, oh lord, is in your soul, And you can do this, oh baby, if you try. All that I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied. And be a simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Baby be a simple, kind of man. Oh, won't you do this for me son, If you can? Boy, don't you worry... you'll find yourself. Follow your heart, lord, and nothing else. And you can do this, oh baby, if you try. All that I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied.
And in honor of his cute lil Easter egg....The Hamster Dance Da DA Dee Dah Dee Da DOO DOO Dee da DEE DEE DOH
Lynn and Monkey and T Joss Stone - I've Fallen in Love With You I've fallen in love with you Please, tell me, tell me what else was there to do When feelin lips like yours and looking into eyes like yours Oh, I might as well face it Cause it's true Yes, I've fallen in love with you Oh, my beating heart wants you And my empty arms need you Don't you go, please stay And never try to send me away I've fallen in love with you (ooh baby, please stay) I've fallen in love with you I've fallen in love with you And you've just got to feel the same way too When you embraced me last night Lord knows it was pure, such pure delight Oh, my beating heart wants you And my empty arms need you Don't you go, please stay And never try to send me away Oh yes, my love Oh yes, my love My darlin I've fallen in love with you I've fallen in love I've fallen so deep in love you see Until you become the very soul of me Let me tell you something, I don't care WHO KNOWS All over, hey, all over my face it shows Said I'm talkin bout love this time Oh, yes I am And you know what? It's not a schoolgirl crush Oh no, no Ooh, baby, yea Oh my beating heart wants you And my empty arms need you Don't you go, please stay And never try to send me away My beating heart wants you And my empty arms need you Don't you go, please stay And never try to send me away I've fallen in love with you (yes, my love) I've fallen in love with you (in love with you, in love with you) I've fallen in love with you (it's not infatuation cause I would really know) I've fallen in love with you(My beating heart wants you, you know it wants you) I've fallen in love with you(I've fallen for you) I've fallen in love(I'm falling in love) I've fallen in love with you(Tell me, what else was there to do?) I've fallen in love
Popeye Blind Melon - No Rain All I can say is that my life is pretty plain I like watchin' the puddles gather rain And all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my point of view But it's not sane, It's not sane I just want someone to say to me oh,oh, oh, oh I'll always be there when you wake Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made And I don't understand why I sleep all day And I start to complain that there's no rain And all I can do is read a book to stay awake And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape escape......escape......escape...... All I can say is that my life is pretty plain ya don't like my point of view ya think I'm insane Its not sane......it's not sane. I just want someone to say to me oh, oh, oh I'll always be there when you wake Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made I'll have it made I'll have it made You know we're really gonna, really gonna have it made Gonna have it made ________________________________________________________
How is it that the touch of one person can make everything else feel right. How is it that a few hours or so of undivided and total attention can return me to that right place in my head. Today I can cope, excel even. How is it that one person can be that important to me, when I spend so much time trying to deny it. Today, big deals aren't so big. Problems are manageable. I am loved. So simple and so important, I am loved. My heart is full. __________________________________________________________
It’s Weird Part III
Maddy Dar Williams - The Beauty of the Rain And you know the light is fading all too soon You're just two umbrellas one late afternoon You don't know the next thing you will say This is your favorite kind of day It has no walls, the beauty of the rain is how it falls, how it falls, how it falls And there's nothing wrong, but there is something more And sometimes you wonder what you love her for She says you've known her deepest fears Cause she's shown you a box of stained-glass tears It can't be all, the truth about the rain is how it falls, how it falls, how it falls But when she gave you more to find You let her think she'd lost her mind and that's all on you Feeling helpless if she asked for help or scared you'd have to change yourself And you can't deny this room will keep you warm You can look out of your window at the storm But you watch the phone and hope it rings You'll take her any way she sings, or how she calls, the beauty of the rain is how it falls, how it falls, how it falls How it falls, how it falls, how it falls
Icylyrics Loreena McKennitt - Marrakesh Night Market They're gathered in circles the lamps light their faces The crescent moon rocks in the sky The poets of drumming keep heartbeats suspended The smoke swirls up and then it dies Would you like my mask? would you like my mirror? cries the man in the shadowing hood You can look at yourself you can look at each other or you can look at the face of your god The stories are woven and fortunes are told The truth is measured by the weight of your gold The magic lies scattered on rugs on the ground Faith is conjured in the night market's sound Would you like my mask? would you like my mirror? cries the man in the shadowing hood You can look at yourself you can look at each other or you can look at the face of your god The lessons are written on parchments of paper They're carried by horse from the river Nile says the shadowy voice In the firelight, the cobra is casting the flame a winsome smile Would you like my mask? would you like my mirror? cries the man in the shadowing hood You can look at yourself you can look at each other or you can look at the face of your god
Tiger Alanis Morissette - Mary Jane What's the matter Mary Jane, you had a hard day As you place the don't disturb sign on the door You lost your place in line again, what a pity You never seem to want to dance anymore It's a long way down On this roller coaster The last chance streetcar Went off the track And you're on it I hear you're counting sheep again Mary Jane What's the point of trying to dream anymore I hear you're losing weight again Mary Jane Do you ever wonder who you're losing it for Well it's full speed baby In the wrong direction There's a few more bruises If that's the way You insist on heading Please be honest Mary Jane Are you happy Please don't censor your tears You're the sweet crusader And you're on your way You're the last great innocent And that's why I love you So take this moment Mary Jane and be selfish Worry not about the cars that go by All that matters Mary Jane is your freedom So Keep warm my dear, keep dry Tell me Tell me What's the matter Mary Jane... ____________________________________________________________
It's Weird in My Head Again
Blazngfyre Sheryl Crow - Steve McQueen Well I went to bed in Memphis And I woke up in Hollywood I got a quarter in my pocket And I'd call you if I could But I don't know why I gotta fly I wanna rock and roll this part I still wanna have some fun I wanna leave you feeling breathless Show you how the west was one But I gotta fly I gotta fly Like Steve McQueen All I need's a fast machine I'm gonna make it all right Like Steve McQueen Underneath your radar screen You'll never catch me tonite I ain't takin' shit off no one Baby that was yesterday I'm an all American rebel Making my big getaway Yeah you know it's time I gotta fly Like Steve McQueen All I need's a fast machine I'm gonna make it all right Like Steve McQueen Underneath your radar screen We got rockstars in the Whitehouse All our popstars look like porn All my heroes hit the highway They don't hang out here no more You can call me on my cell phone You can page me all night long But you won't catch this freebird I'll already be long gone Like Steve McQueen All we need's a fast machine And we're gonna make it all right
Simply Satisfied Sarah McLachlan - Possession Listen as the wind blows from across the great divide voices trapped in yearning, memories trapped in time the night is my companion, and solitude my guide would I spend forever here and not be satisfied? And I would be the one to hold you down kiss you so hard I'll take your breath away and after, I'd wipe away the tears just close your eyes dear Through this world I've stumbled so many times betrayed trying to find an honest word to find the truth enslaved oh you speak to me in riddles and you speak to me in rhymes my body aches to breathe your breath your words keep me alive And I would be the one to hold you down kiss you so hard I'll take your breath away and after, I'd wipe away the tears just close your eyes dear Into this night I wander it's morning that I dread another day of knowing of the path I fear to tread oh into the sea of waking dreams I follow without pride nothing stands between us here and I won't be denied and I would be the one to hold you down kiss you so hard I'll take your breath away and after, I'd wipe away the tears just close your eyes...
Magdala Beth Orton - Central Reservation (Then Again Version) Running down a central reservation in last nights red dress, And I can still smell you on my fingers and taste you on my breath; Stepping through brilliant shades, All the color you bring, This time, this time, this time, Is fine just as it is. Today is whatever I want it to mean, Today is whatever I want it to mean. Is this where memories are made, Well, dreams do come true. Everything I ever took for granted, I want to see it through. I step through every shade, Any color you bring, Cause this time, this time, this time, Is fine just as it is. Today is whatever I want it to mean, Today is whatever I want it to mean. It's like living in the middle of the ocean, With no future, no past, And everything that's good right now, Well, I don't wish for it to last. I'll step through brilliant shades, Every color you bring, Cause this time, this time, this time, Is fine just as it is. And today is whatever I want it to mean, Today is whatever I want it to mean, Today, today, is whatever I want it to mean, Today is whatever I want it to mean. ____________________________________________________________ It's Weird in My Head
I recently realized that many of my favorite bloggers have theme music. At least in my head. There is a certain song I associate with just about all of you. So...over the next few days I'm going to list them. Some have obvious reasons, others I haven't quite figured out the connection. But any way...here goes.
Brisen Lucinda Williams - Righteously You don't have to prove Your manhood to me constantly I know you're the man can't you see I love you Righteously Why you wanna dis me After the way you been kissin' me After those pretty things you say And the love we made today When you run your hand All up and run it back down my leg Get excited and bite my neck Get me all worked up like that Think this through I laid it down for you everytime Respect me I give you what's mine You're entirely way too fine Arms around my waist You get a taste of how good this can be Be the man you ought to tenderly Stand up for me Flirt with me don't keep hurtin' me Don't cause me pain Be my lover don't play no game Just play me John Coltrane
Buffalo Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lodi Just about a year ago, I set out on the road, Seekin' my fame and fortune, lookin' for a pot of gold. Things got bad, and things got worse, I guess you will know the tune. Oh ! Lord, Stuck in Lodi again. Rode in on the Greyhound, I'll be walkin' out if I go. I was just passin' through, must be seven months or more. Ran out of time and money, looks like they took my friends. Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again. The man from the magazine said I was on my way. Somewhere I lost connections, ran out of songs to play. I came into town, a one night stand, looks like my plans fell through Oh ! Lord, Stuck in Lodi again. Mmmm...If I only had a dollar, for ev'ry song I've sung. And ev'ry time I've had to play while people sat there drunk. You know, I'd catch the next train back to where I live. Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again. Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.
Amethyst Grant Lee Phillips - Far End of The Night Buddy some Topeka night When it’s just you and the road Seen no tailights there for miles And nothin’ much but static on the radio Wasn’t lookin’ to the left Wasn’t lookin’ to the right Just kept walking’ like Virginia to the surf Towards the far end of the night Time hangs like a noose Before me Time stills to a crawl Grinds so slowly Heard my own beloved cry I heard my one beloved moan What’s the use in all the ache we must endure I had no good reason why Time hangs like a noose Before me Time stills to a crawl Grinds so slowly Not a rail to grasp ahold Nor a savior there beside Just kept a walkin’ like Virginia to the surf Towards the far end of the night Time hangs like a noose Before me Time stills to a crawl Grinds so slowly And time hangs like a noose Around me _____________________________________________________________
Me Too
Seems like there is a lot of these going around these days so I thought I'd try it. Unfortunately "Twocents needs" gets me squat. So I used my given name and then replaced it.
Twocents needs to collect secretary materials Twocents needs a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world and long luxurious baths. Twocents needs to be taken care of Twocents needs to loosen up Twocents needs to be near and serve Twocents needs to explore her sexuality and have some intimacy in her life
Directions type "(your name) needs" (with the quotes) into google search. Pick out your favourite responses and post 'em. _____________________________________________________________
An Intro
I'd like to introduce you to Ms. Jayne of Jayne Says. Please take the time to check her out. She's smart, she's funny and I like the way she thinks. She also posts faster than I can comment but I'm tryin' to catch up. ___________________________________________________________
Peace
I'm finding there is often a common topic amongst bloggers. A topic will be pressing on me only to find it's passing around the world o' blog. Religion, spirituality and acceptance have been a common theme lately. I recently started taking a tax preparer class so I can make some extra money. The lady teaching the class knows I work at a church and was being very careful of the things she said in front of me. It was obvious, painfully, that she considered me a “church lady” and was monitoring her words. Last week I needed a ride to class and when she offered, I accepted. During the ride we both came to realize we have partied with many of the same people. A few months ago I ran into a friend from high school that I’d lost touch with over the years. We did the how’s and when’s and where’s but when he found out where I work he didn’t want to be in the same place with me any longer. His reaction couldn’t have been more obvious then if I’d announced I had leprosy when he took a step back and snarled “Oh so you found God.” My answer, “No, I never lost him.” The thing that amazes me is that the church people and the non-church people are equally leery of one another. My non-church friends try to forget what I do or act like my beliefs are a character flaw they must over look because they love me. I have two best girlfriends. One is the pastor’s wife and the other is my lover. Neither of them gets to see all of who I am. I love them both dearly and I wish I could let those guards down. The reason I wrote Disclamer was that I hope this can be the place all of me is free. It means a lot that you were excepting. ------------------------------- Oh by the way Amethyst... I wear my leather jacket to work every day in the winter, along with my jeans and boots. The ladies have learned to deal. _____________________________________________________________
From Jason
1. What is your current occupation? Administrative Assistant to the Congregation. A lot of words to say I'm their bitch. 2. What color is your underwear? Black lace thongs 3. What are you listening to right now? Howie Day - Collide 4. What was the last thing you ate? Crackers, it's the day before payday and I'm broke. 5. Do you wish on stars? No 6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Midnight blue, it was always the first one I wore out. 7. How is the weather right now? Cool, cloudy and threatening rain. We're in for the remains of Tammy. 8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My Dad, to let me know he's picking up youngest son for dinner. 9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes, A whole lot! 10. How old are you today? 35 11.Favorite drink? Diet Mountain Dew, by the gallon, all day. 12. Favorite sport to watch? I would rather watch worms fucking than any sports event. 13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Well lets just say I can't remember what color it's supposed to be anymore. 14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Wear? Neither. Need? Both 15. Pets? 3 cats, Spot, Fezzik and Fuzzbutt. My daughter has a piss machine poodle named Baby. 16. Favorite month? September 17. Favorite food? Any thing fried....hence the back up beeper on my ass. 18. What was the last movie you watched? Meet the Fockers - Assssss Hoooollleee. 19. Favorite day of the year? Ash Wednesday, during the service we write down our flaws that we would like to work on during the next year and the Pastor burns them and used the ashes for invocation. It's cleansing and introspective. 20. What do you do to vent anger? I don't which is why I'm developing an ulcer. 21. What was your favorite toy as a child? A Heinz ketchup bike. Really.. it was way cool! 22. Fall or Spring? Fall 23. Hugs or kisses? Hugs...a lot more personal. 24. Cherry or Blueberry? Blueberry.. they come into season in June, my birth month. When I was little my Mom made me a blueberry torte every year for my birthday. 25. When was the last time you cried? Tuesday, after yet another fight with Meenie. I only cry when I'm alone. 26. What is on the floor of your closet? All of my clothes 27. What is under your bed? All of my shoes 28. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Jody, My jewish princess. 29. What did you do last night? Dishes, dinner, laundry. 30. Favorite smell? Leather and sex. Preferably together 31. What inspires you? Joyful elderly people 32. What are you afraid of? Rats!!!! 33. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Cheese, and bacon. And onion and pickle and mayo and lettuce. 34. Favorite car? I don't have one 35. Favorite dog breed? Black lab. Unfortunately I'm allergic to dogs. 36. Number of keys on your key ring? 13 37. How many years at your current job? 4+ 38. Favorite day of the week? Saturday, I duck pin bowl badly. 39. How many states have you lived in? Just one 40. What magazines do you subscribe to? None, most of them are trash anyway. __________________________________________________________
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