I missed reading every one. Give me a few days to get caught up again. I had the computers at home torn down so I'm just getting back to read up and post. Looks like a few of my favorites have taken a break or left us all hanging permanently.
Bent? Elijah? Guys, come on back here now.
Oh and Blaze.... I love coming back to THAT! You've inspired me in more ways than one.
My vacation wasn't as productive as I would have liked. I got Meenies room done last week thought. It's Picasso blue with a midnight blue ceiling. We glazed the ceiling with glow-in-the-dark stars. Looks way cool! Some new furniture and she is one happy young lady. Did a lot of fishing. Reformatted my uncles computer. Got some cleaning done. Slept and ate a lot.
Then there was Saturday night spent with Bob and Lori. Oh yeah! I love to make her moan. Thighs wrapped around my shoulders, grinding into my face. Damn sweet! She has this little belly, just as sexy as can be, I can't help but rest my head on it from time to time. You know.. to let her catch her breath. It's not love and it's not lust. She and I just mesh. I know her sounds and she knows my weaknesses. I love her taste. She loves the feel of my skin in her hand. I understand her girlish giggles and she knows how to make it hurt just right. Of course I can't forget the guys. Ron let Bob in on a few of my milder kinks so Bob bought a paddle with fur on one side. The two of them took turns holding my hands over my head. Belt, paddle and fur until I couldn't think any more. And that was just the warm up. MMM what a night!
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A Motto? I Got Yer Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep know it!
