| Wednesday, December 21, 2005 |
| Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged |
- Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
- Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic--- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees andFire Hydrants and ...
- Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an OpenFire
- Full Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
- Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
- Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From MyHouse in My Slippers and Robe
- Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus SoI Burned Down the House
- Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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